Greyhounds can have long tongues, and they often escape from their mouths at strange angles....
but noone can compete with Bender's tongue.
It starts off small, and then he fetches his ball ten million times.
His tongue expands to the point that it would be impossible to put it back inside his mouth.
Bender's tongue has been described by his friends as a slab of meat. Surprisingly he hasn't bitten his own tongue yet.
I think Bender wins. Heheh.