I couldn't put a picture of him pooing... so here's a cute picture of something he does almost as often - retrieving.
He has taken to dividing his poops up, and going three separate times on a walk. Due to a poop bag shortage, N had to reuse the same bag and do a bit of juggling to get the second poop into the bag.
They reached a street corner, and as is the usual rule, the dogs had to sit before they were allowed to continue across the street.
N: Sit!
Barbie: Yes, sitting! Treat now!
*N hands Barbie a treat*
Barbie: No! No! No!
N: What is wrong?
Barbie: how can you not smell that?
N: What?
Barbie: I can't believe you humans, no sense of smell and blind as a bat too!
N: I still don't know what you are talking about?
Barbie: You have POOP on your fingers!!!
N: Do you want your treat or not?
Barbie: But it has POOP on it!
N: Well, you don't have to eat it.
Barbie: Urrrr, OK
*delicately grabs the treat without touching smelly fingers*
Barbie: OM NOM NOM... can you please wash your hands next time?
Oh Barbie, such a little lady. Bender didn't even notice and took his treat with gusto!
