Monday, May 20, 2013

The things ladies have to put up with

Barbie wanted to tell you all that she is being treated very poorly on her walks lately. I'd say it's not really anyone's fault. The problem is Bender. Lately he has become a poop machine.


I couldn't put a picture of him pooing... so here's a cute picture of something he does almost as often - retrieving.

He has taken to dividing his poops up, and going three separate times on a walk. Due to a poop bag shortage, N had to reuse the same bag and do a bit of juggling to get the second poop into the bag.

They reached a street corner, and as is the usual rule, the dogs had to sit before they were allowed to continue across the street.

N: Sit!
Barbie: Yes, sitting! Treat now!
*N hands Barbie a treat*
Barbie: No! No! No!
N: What is wrong?
Barbie: how can you not smell that?
N: What?
Barbie: I can't believe you humans, no sense of smell and blind as a bat too!
N: I still don't know what you are talking about?
Barbie: You have POOP on your fingers!!!
N: Do you want your treat or not?
Barbie: But it has POOP on it!
N: Well, you don't have to eat it.
Barbie: Urrrr, OK
*delicately grabs the treat without touching smelly fingers*
Barbie: OM NOM NOM... can you please wash your hands next time?

Oh Barbie, such a little lady. Bender didn't even notice and took his treat with gusto!





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Bwaaaaaaa ha ha! Barbie, Bunny salutes you! Oh, I'm going to be giggling about this all morning!
Sadly, my Nikki would consider the poo frosting on the treat.
Juggling multiple dogs and their poop is a challenge for us too. I don't think my dogs are nearly as bothered by it as I am though :)
Maybe you should carry Purell
1 reply · active 618 weeks ago
Knowing Barbie, the smell of Purell would be just as objectionable... :/
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Dip Bridge & Elliot · 618 weeks ago

Blegh! Had to admit, that was very funny though Barbie.
Time to stock up on poo bags :)
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
You are a good writer! The story was hilarious! Thanks for a morning laugh!
Ha ha, we always pack tons of poop bags because sister Stanzie likes to poop on the go too!!

Wyatt
OMG, we're back in action, or you're back in action, yay!! Your blog is back to normal for us at last, whew. This was so funny, I can imagine Beryl having the same reaction. I would not enjoy trying to get 2 poops into one bag and I know I'd fail miserably. Well done Nic!
Oh poor Barbie! Our Callie is similarly mortified when the frisbee or ball lands close to some poop in the yard. Apparently wild animal poop is oh so much better that it can be rolled in and eaten. Other canine's? Yuck! (From the human: geez, get over it.)
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