Sunday, December 18, 2011

What to do when a stranger human is ignoring you?


As you know, we make frequent trips to the beach so that the dogs can feel the sand beneath their toes and the wind in their hair.

Recently we went to the beach in the late afternoon. There was a strong wind blowing and kicking up the sand. It was like being sandblasted in the Sahara. There weren't many other doggies or humans there due to the conditions.

The lack of the usual hustle and bustle meant that Barbie was paying particular attention to a lady who was walking along at about the same pace behind us. For some reason we stopped - I think Bender lost his ball - and the woman walked past and strolled up the beach. Barbie did one of her many zoomies along the beach, but instead of turning around and coming straight back to us, she trotted along behind this lady.

Barbie: Hello there. Excuse me. Hello?
(lady continues walking)
Barbie: (trots a bit faster to be alongside lady) excuse me - would you stop to admire my beauty for a moment?
(lady continues walking and does not even turn her head)
Barbie: (stops) well, that was disappointing. Oh, I have an idea!
(Barbie runs up behind the lady and rams her right in the middle of her butt)
Lady: (flails her arms around) oooooooooh!
(Barbie does it again, but this time lighter)
Me: Laughing uncontrollably, Barbie! Come back!!
Barbie: Oh really, why do I need to.... ohhh OK.

I wonder what compelled Barbie to give the arse headbutt - I think it must work with dogs?

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OMG, I just busted out laughing! I have tears in my eyes! That is so funny! But really, What do you expect when you can't even pause to admire the beauty that is right next to you? I think it was Karma trying to wake the lady up. Great job Barbie!
Bwaaaaaa ha ha ha! Good on you, Barbie! That woman was obviously too stuck up for her own good! That sounds like something that could have happened to us!
Absolutely nothing like a Greyhound "goose" to the rear end.
Hehehe Barbie probably modified that lady's behavior for life!!
I would've loved to have seen a video of that.
You go for it girl! Human's would be arrested! Deccy x
Hahahaha! How dare she not stop to admire Barbie's magnificence? She was rightly punished, I'd say!

I hope she wasn't too upset about the whole thing.
People have to understand that now and then we greyhounds spot one of them and think they should pay us attention.

We are quite selective and they should be honoured.

Why, only on this morning's walk I spotted a man who I thought would like to be better acquainted with me so I pulled forwards on my lead and danced up and down and gave him the full treatment.... ears back, trailing swishing. Saying "Fuss me! Fuss me!!"

He did give me a little stroke and asked a few questions, so I was happy.

Love and licks, Winnie
oh dear! how did the lady react? some people would get really pissed off with being butted in the arse, i imagine. especially when it's a bigdog ;p

i get butted, knocked over and jumped on quite a bit at the park...usually when i have treats on me. i've learnt the art of the side swerve, so manage to avoid some over-enthusiastic doggies. of course, if the "attack" is coming from the back lol there's no hope!

maybe the lady smelt of food?
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she didn't seem pissed off, just surprised - it is a dog beach afterall. Barbie came back straight away when I called her so I think that helped. The sight of me wracked with hysterical laughter probably counted against us though.

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